I've got lots of stories churning around in my head, but won't have time to post anything substantial until the weekend. Meanwhile, here's a little giggle: For a few months now I've been buying my face cream and soap from a crunchy-granola guy who makes body products based on aromatherapy principles in his Galilee home. He doesn't have a Web site - just relies on word of mouth and a few health food stores that stock his products. Recently he decided that it'd be a good marketing move to translate his labels into Russian and English.

So now he sells "Bath Sope" and "Face Creme."