When European knee-jerk leftists tell me that true justice (justice for whom?) can only be found in a one-state solution, I often tell them, "You know what? You're right. We should live in a border-less world. I love singing Imagine in the shower. But you know, Europe is so much more enlightened than the Middle East. So why don't you guys make one big border-less continent from Russia to the United Kingdom, including Turkey, of course; live in it for -  oh, 10 years - and lemme know how that works out for you."

Okay, I can be a sarcastic cow sometimes.