Yes, we have a housing crisis. It's not just that rents are up (they are, by about $100 per month for standard one and two-bedrooms), it's that there are almost no inhabitable apartments available. And when I write "inhabitable," I point to this listing on homeless.co.il, the portal for renters who are too cheap to pay an agent's fee (i.e., most Israelis).
Don't read Hebrew? No problem - allow me.
"For rent, fully renovated apartment, architecturally designed, four westward-facing windows, new kitchen and shower, near the beginning of Dizengoff Street, about 100 metres from Habimah [home of the Israel Symphony Orchestra and the National Theatre, in the heart of Tel Aviv], the apartment is at the back of the building and quiet. It is at basement level." (my emphasis).
Look, there are even photos of this beauty:
Yes, for a mere $620 per month, all this can be yours. Check out the view of the cinderblock wall! Prescription for Prozac to ward off the environmental depression, not included.
Okay, I've lived in Manhattan and Tokyo; in the latter I paid $900 per month to inhabit room 206 in this indescribably depresssing gaijin house, together with 17 housemates. The walls were so thin that I could hear the girl in the next room turning the pages of her book - I kid you not. So I suppose I shouldn't complain about Tel Aviv rents. Unfortunately, though, times have changed - and so has my income.
In other words, I think I'll be staying where I am for awhile. Be it ever so humble... (and believe me, it is).














