“Forgive me that in the last 4 years my life has been more influential that your(s) whole lives.” Rev. Hoder (Jan. 30 2006) How to be an influential person? (Part 1 of 10) 1-Create an email account in gmail. Don’t use your real name. Caroline Muler is a good option. 2-Find a Canadian-born fellow country woman and get married with her. 3-Make sure she can afford for living expenses. Now you have free time to make weblogs. 4- Create a weblog and write a tutorial how to make one. 5-Claim you are the first blogger from your county. Mention it everywhere you can. In fact this is the only valuable! thing in your life. 6- When someone else has created a weblog before you, just deny it. 7- Forget about being the first one! Now you can scream you have the most visited weblog. how? 8- Learn Photoshop and Html. Design websites and weblogs for others. Then put the link of your weblogs’ webcounter in their websites. Simple and easy: people visit their sites and your counter goes higher and higher! 9- When this trick is discovered by other bloggers, don’t loose the face: pretend it was a designing mistake. 10-A stupid dude has a weblog in which make jokes of you. Contact with Glenn Reynolds, Jeff Jarvis and ask them if they can do something. Blogger deletes that weblog. But Jeff Jarvis means that freedom of speech must be respected for everyone. 11- You have learned something from Jeff. Write an entry in your weblog and attack reformists in your country. Title of your entry should be “censorship is censorship”. Write one of your best articles on that every kind of censorship is condemned. When a readers mentions your effort to block that poor blogger, delete his comments. 11-Some people are so weak and have no understanding of how important is the family constitution. Your wife is one of them. She leaves you, as your first wife had done before, just because she dogmatically thinks that man of the family also should make some money. 12- It is election in your country. Put a paypal button in your weblog and ask people to help because you need new CMS to your group weblog. Make sure LA times’ article tells everybody that you have paid your trip by support of your readers you are a new Andrew Sullivan. 13- Since you have been a Sullivan, you need to write on politics. Andrew is an educated, smart, sharp and wise political writer. But your political ideas simply suck. Don’t forget: you don’t need politics. Tricks is the only thing you need 14-Only two kinds of comments are allowed in your blog: a) they totally agree what you have said. b) they use F* words at least 3 times. All the other comments should be deleted. Thus you can prove that only uncivilised, jealous people can disagree with you. 15- Send an email form the account you have already created. Say to your critics that you are nothing but a stupid jealous bastard.