I'm 44% depressed. Maybe you should put up signs around your neighborhood, asking if people have seen your sense of humor and offering a reward (like a smoked salmon sandwich, for example) for the person who finds it. "Lost - Sense of humor Description: Rather excellent, and a bit snarky and cynical when necessary. Last seen in its entirety prior to the war in Lebanon. Responds eagerly when approached in the right manner. Answers to the name Monique. If found, please leave with staff at Cafe Ginzburg, who will ensure its speedy return to Ms Goldman..."